When your parents ask you to do something you don’t want to
"MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"
Manong: San galing ang 20?
Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.
Manong: San yung bente?
Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.